You know your day is off to a bad start for a bad day when you: 1) wake up a little bit late. 2) skip breakfast to go out and wait for that bus while it's still dark and wishing you could be sleeping. 3) GET A STINKING STUPID NINETY FIVE WHEN YOU ADD JUST ONE STUPID EXTRA CHARACTER TO A SENTENCE!!!!! ooooooooooooo THAT'S REAL BAD!!! AND WHEN ARE WE ACTUALLY GOING TO USE CHARACTERS FOR RELIEVING TOXIC WASTE OUT OF OUR BODIES IN THE REAL WORLD?!?!?! 4) you weigh yourself and you're taken by suprise by how heavy and fat you have become. 5) you compare heights with friends and realize you're the shortest one among them all. 6) take the mythology test thinking it wouldn't be too hard and that you didn't need to study it the night before but when you suddenly take it you knew that you needed to study the night before and you should have studied and reviewrf instead of doing mindless non-productive activities all the night long. 7) trip down the stairs over nothing at all and cling onto the hand rail in fear of falling all the way to the bottom and in front of many people who point and laugh. those are the losers. 8) think you have no homework to do, but somewhere deep inside, you have a gut feeling that having a "no homework night" is impassable, impervious, impractical, inaccessible, inconceivable, inexecutable, infeasible, insurmountable, impossible, irrealizable, irrepareable, no go, no way, unattainable, uncorrectable, unfeasible, unimaginable, unobtainable, unreasonable, unrecoverable, unthinkable, and totally absurd. 9) turned in your project yesterday but forgot to turn in your written information part and therefore turned it in one day late. ( vanessa too!! not just me!! vanessa too!! ) 10) you have to run to catch the bus again. and then of course.. that pretty much covers the day. And a very happy birthday to ms. masie cheng...
create a one page magazine advertisement for a fictional product or company whose logo or brand name is based on a mythological figure. the ad must be in full color on an eight and a half by eleven sheet of typing paper and mounted on a nine by twelve sheet of construction paper. you may not use clip art or other computer generated images, however you may use photographs you have taken of yourself of course, original drawings. your grade will be the overall attractiveness/neatness of your ad, its creativity, and the connection between the product/company and the mythological figure. this is due tuesday, october fifth (my dad's birthday) and counts as two daily grades. so, who wants to help me?!?!?!