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I have temporarily lost one of my five senses.I am the not-so-proud owner of a red nose that is incapable of performing its duties. (not so different from rudolph) Mother is scared for my health and believes that Vitamin C will fix everything. I come down for dinner and at my place, and I see four cups of orange juice. (I had remembered from the previous day that she had forced me take four vitamin pills that were not chewable... and how i gagged at the unpleasantness as the taste lingered in my mouth. I also clearly remembered that I swallowed the first pill downed with half a cup of water without too much difficulty. I never did like non-chewable substances. The second was a little harder, and it was unable to go down, so it was gagged back up, and I drank a full cup of water to wash it down. The third pill was swallowed after another cup of water, and my fourth came back up. You can only imagine the hatred I'm feeling towards the pill. So after another full cup of water the pill...