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It's so very difficult to find out how spiders get into the house. Even more difficult wasps. The fact that there was a wasp AND a spider (a nice fat one) inside my very own house, is quite the mind boggling mystery. So I'm walking in the house, journeying to the other side when I see a black spot on the wall. Upon examining the spot closer, I observed that there were five hundred and two million red eyes and eight spindly legs. Letting a blood curdling scream out, I placed as much distance between the monster and myself. Running to my mother, I pleaded with her to get rid of it. She walks over and looks at it. Although the spider was only two cm. wide, it still had eight legs and an infinite number of eyes. My mother fakes a thoughtful look for a little while, and then frankly informs me to get rid of it myself!! Thoroughly shocked and hurt, I dashed upstairs to get.. the hair spray. Going upstairs, I observed yet another black spot contrasting with the white wall. Upon closer...